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Your Annotated Bathroom Smartphone Reader for Sunday, January 20th, 2013

On this, the most glorious of football Sundays, we’ll understand if you’re too drunk on glory to actually read the words below. Either way, we’ll be too drunk to write them two Sundays from now. Gaining a Team and Losing … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: What Have You Done for Me Lately?

After the resounding success of last week’s Solve! That! Mess!, we decided to play another game, this one called What Have You Done for me Lately? Jeremy Lin, what have you done for me lately? Jacob Greenberg: You’ve convinced me … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Sunday, January 13th, 2013.

Line ‘em up.  Lots of good stuff to read this week. Essay: Trolling Lakers Fans Spencer Tyrel (Spencer Lund) Shaky Ankles Here’s the thing: the Lakers don’t even suck this year. There are ten teams with worse records than the … Continue reading

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Diss Guy Miss Guy, Vol. 22

Diss Guys: Sacramento Kings Fans Depending upon which source you believe, a deal to sell (and subsequently move) the Sacramento Kings to a group of investors from the Seattle area is either a done deal, or the two parties haven’t … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Solve! That! Mess! Edition.

Now that we have begun the new year, excuses like “team x is still learning to play together” or “team y has had a difficult schedule” sound even flimsier than ever. There are some teams that were expected to contend … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Sunday, January 6th, 2013.

The first bathroom reader of the new year.  Hopefully it’s not your first bowel movement of the new year.  You should see a doctor if that’s the case. A Group Of Bros Infiltrated The Knicks Locker Room, Asked Gregg Popovich … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Emphasis on the *Outlandish* Part

I decided to give The Disscussants a week off because, after all, we’re a family blog. We wouldn’t possibly dream of pulling The Disscussants away from Aunt Mildred to spend ten minutes answering a couple of questions! In their stead, … Continue reading

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