Category Archives: OKCupid Season Preview

OKCupid Season Preview: Miami Heat (#1)

My self-summary Hi, I’m LeBron James. I play point guard, shooting guard, small forward, power forward, center, coach, general manager, president and owner for the Miami Heat. Also, I am the Miami Heat. I like playing basketball. My favorite basketball … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Oklahoma City Thunder (#2)

My self-summary Ya, hallo. Ve are Lars and Hans, and ve, together, are ze Oklahoma City Thundah. And ve vill CRUSH YOU. Ve moved to zhis land in 2008, after some…shall ve say, complications vis our other business associates in … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Los Angeles Lakers (#3)

My self-summary Lakers! Lllllakers! What I’m doing with my life Now that the present is figured out, I’m mainly planning for the future. Later this week I have a meeting with Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa to plan our championship … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: San Antonio Spurs (#4)

My self-summary I’m not the kind of team that can talk a leg off of a donkey; I’m the kind of team that can roast that leg, do you know what I mean? A typical day for me starts with … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Denver Nuggets (#5)

My self-summary Hello there! I have never done the online dating thing so this will be a first for me. Please be gentle. I am an elite basketball team in the Western Conference. I like fast players. I make good … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Los Angeles Clippers (#6)

My self-summary Hi! I’m Lob_City_33! I’m a 2013 KIA Optima! As a shiny, mid-sized economic sedan, I live a fairly straightforward but fulfilling life. I spend a fair amount of time zooming here and there, either on surface streets or … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Boston Celtics (#7)

My self-summary I’m just your average NBA Franchise born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts. I’ve never moved, and despite growing up in the Boston area and having a bunch of success (see: 17 NBA Titles , most ever, but I’m … Continue reading

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