Tag Archives: LeBron James

Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.

As a nation, America loves to partake in faux-outrage. The high priest of faux-outrage of course is Bill O’Reilly, who whips his viewers into a frenzy over trivial or, more likely, non-existent threats, such as the “War on Christmas”. Faux-outrage … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Friday, July 13th, 2012.

Avoid ladders and black cats.  Especially on the john. LeBron James is a Sack of MelonsSam AndersonThe New York Times What the hell did I just read?  In an alternate path history seemingly straight out of a Monte Carlo simulation, … Continue reading

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On Comparisons; A Comparison

Reading Jacob’s FMFUF piece on the Denver Nuggets inspired me to begin writing an article that has been brewing in depths of my mind for some time now. In case you missed it (scroll up and read it) the main … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, June 23, 2012.

The best of NBA-related internet things with a slight Finals bias.  It’s an important event, after all.  Happy poopin’! The Porn IdentitySam BenjaminThe Classical Sam Benjamin, a former porn director and present writer for The Classical, draws attention to the … Continue reading

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A Postscript.

Editor’s Note: Occasional Diss contributor Hans Peterson answered my “How did you feel?” question well after the arbitrary deadline, so he missed his chance to get in the post.  Sucks for him.  But, luckily for all of us he’s a … Continue reading

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How Did You Feel?

Editor’s Note: I sat in front of my computer this morning at a loss for words about the Heat’s title-winning performance last night.  I wasn’t quite sure what I was feeling in regards to the entire affair.  So, I decided … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Know Your History Edition.

The 2012 NBA Championship Finals is the most compelling Finals matchup since __________. Omar Bagnied: Hakeem Olajuwon-Patrick Ewing in 1993-1994. Jordan had just retired to play baseball and all the sudden the championship was there for the taking. Olajuwon was … Continue reading

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