Author Archives: Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Sunday, May 5th, 2013.

Posted on May 5, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

Full speed to the second round! Kareem: 20 Things I Wish I’d Known When I Was 30 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Esquire Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a top 5 all-time NBA player, yet his post-NBA career media game might be even better. He … Continue reading →

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Diss Guy Miss Guy, Vol. 38

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

Diss Guy: Jason Collins I wrote and rewrote this section numerous times before eventually giving up: I just don’t have anything to say that Jason Collins didn’t already say so himself. I applaud the bravery it surely took to become … Continue reading →

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Sunday, April 28th, 2013.

Posted on April 28, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

Did Shaquille O’Neal Just Box Out Mumia? Dave Zirin The Nation Perhaps the average basketball fan (hell, the average American) hasn’t heard of Mumia Abu Jamal, who has spent the last three decades on death row for the alleged murder … Continue reading →

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Sunday, April 14th, 2013.

Posted on April 21, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

Kevin put this picture up.  I’m not sure what I’m looking at. Allen Iverson, NBA icon, struggles with life after basketball Kent Babb Washington Post Allen Iverson made over $150 million during his NBA career, yet during a court proceeding … Continue reading →

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No Country For Boring Teams: The Diss’ Biweekly League Pass Power Rankings (11th ed.)

Posted on April 10, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

1. Washington Wizards (Last Week: 3) Listen up underwhelming members of the 2010 draft class like Derrick Favors & DeMarcus Cousins: THAT’S how you ensure you get paid big dollars this offseason. John Wall talked the talk, and then sure … Continue reading →

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Diss Guy Miss Guy Vol. 33

Posted on March 29, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

Diss Guy: Highway Patrol Officer on HWY 101 Southbound Generally speaking, fuck the police. But today… “Thanks Andrew Bogut” ~ A One Act Play by Jacob Greenberg ~ Characters: Jacob Highway Patrol Officer Setting: Hwy 101 Northbound, between Cloverdale, CA … Continue reading →

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No Country For Boring Teams: The Diss’ Biweekly League Pass Power Rankings (10th ed.)

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Jacob Greenberg and Kevin Draper

1. Miami Heat (Last Week: 2) No, they’re not perfect, and they’re not exactly stomping over the Spurs or the Thunder. But they’re the best team I can remember watching over the last decade or so, and also one of … Continue reading →

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