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How Did You Feel?

Editor’s Note: I sat in front of my computer this morning at a loss for words about the Heat’s title-winning performance last night.  I wasn’t quite sure what I was feeling in regards to the entire affair.  So, I decided … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Monday, June 18, 2012.

I’m in Minnesota visiting family and recovering from a wicked hangover at my college reunion.  My god, it still hurts.  Original postings are a few days late as a result.  So until I’m able to hold down water, and can … Continue reading

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The Totally Unofficial 2012 NBA Finals Drinking Game

Take a good hard look at this glorious photograph, won’t you? He looks like a Gus to me. So what can we discern about Gus from this picture: Gus probably lives in the greater Seattle area, he’s most likely a pretty … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Know Your History Edition.

The 2012 NBA Championship Finals is the most compelling Finals matchup since __________. Omar Bagnied: Hakeem Olajuwon-Patrick Ewing in 1993-1994. Jordan had just retired to play baseball and all the sudden the championship was there for the taking. Olajuwon was … Continue reading

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Deliciously Sour Grapes.

Editor’s Note: This is the conclusion of the “Series of the Week” feature. I’d like to discuss two concepts: choosing between “the lesser of two evils”, and the relative deliciousness of sour grapes. Too often in life are we forced … Continue reading

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Happy Haikuesday

Good job, good effort Transition defense? Say what? Fuck.  Fuck.  Fuck.  Fuck.  Shit. - Jordan Durlester

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Series of the Week: Miami Heat (2) versus Boston Celtics (4).

Even though he hasn’t played a minute of meaningful playoff basketball in three weeks, is it possible that these playoffs will be epitomized by Chris Bosh? I argue that playoff experience is epitomized by the performance of one (or, at … Continue reading

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