Tag Archives: Cleveland Cavaliers

OKCupid Season Preview: Cleveland Cavaliers (#19)

My self-summary Hi. I’m Cavalier_n_Klay. On the outside, I seem like a fun, young, run-n-gun team. But if you know my history, you know that I’ve been through a lot. I once had it all, and then I lost it. … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Thursday, August 23, 2012.

I’ll be gone this weekend.  Enjoy this special midweek version of the Reader. What Happened To Him?  Basketball Star Jonathan Hargett’s Promising Career DerailedPete ThamelThe New York TimesNo major news outlet crafts a long-form basketball melodrama quite like The New … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: Special Summer League Edition!

It’s summer league! I love Summer League.  Cheap reversible jerseys, high schoolish gyms, and unbelievable announcing gaffes.  And these players. And I’m not talking about the lottery picks.  I’m talking about the other dudes.  The faceless army of Summer League. … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: April 23-29, 2012.

If the NBA was high school (and sometimes it is), it’d be yearbook signing day.  There’s only three days left in the regular season.  Fourteen teams will be starting their summer breaks on Friday.  The other sixteen will go to … Continue reading

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Games of the Meek: April 16-22, 2012.

Believe it or not: I don’t like every single basketball team.  It’s true.  I definitely equate watching some NBA teams to watching reruns of 7th Heaven, Jersey Shore or even public access television.  These teams are either too scripted, too dramatic, too … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: March 26 – April 1, 2012.

For those who doubt my entertaining game picking abilities, I’ve got two words for you: step off, asshole. Okay, that’s three words.  But I will have you know that of the 64 total games I have chosen for your perusal, … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Andrew Luck.

March 7, 2012 Dear Andrew Luck, Hello sir.  My name is Jacob Greenberg.  We have never met. So I’ll be honest — I don’t follow college football all that closely.  The “Good Ol’ Boy” aspects of the sport have never … Continue reading

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