Tag Archives: Utah Jazz

Mediocrity, Coming Soon to a Playoff Hopeful Near You!

A couple months back I looked at the historic differences in quality between the Eastern and Western Conferences. Two months later, the data for this season is still spot-on: in aggregate, the Western Conference is much better than the East. … Continue reading

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Diss Guy Miss Guy, Vol. 28

(Begrudging) Diss Guy(s): Dr. Jerry Buss & The Lakers Organization  I’ll be honest: I haven’t been completely comfortable with the hero worship that has taken place since Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss died last week.  I’m not sure why the … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Utah Jazz (#12)

My self-summary Well, hi there. I’m DA JAZZY JAZZ JAZZIEST. I’m an attractive option based near the great Salt Lake. I’m not Mormon, I’m not voting for Romney, and I’m looking for someone to help me say goodbye to two … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: A New Hope Edition.

It’s Wednesday, which all ardent Diss. readers can tell you is the day for Wild Speculation & Outlandish Guesses! The Diss-cussants got sidetracked this morning by a conspiracy theory that says that the lottery is rigged and the Cavs got … Continue reading

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Jazz, Hornets, Bobcats Consummate Brash Post-Deadline Three-Way Trade

NEW ORLEANS: In a shocking post-deadline deal which could have serious playoff implications, rumors surfaced today that that the NBA franchises from Salt Lake City, New Orleans, and Charlotte had made a preliminary agreement  to a three-way trade of their … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: April 2-8, 2012.

Ah, spring.  The flowers are blooming.  The birds are singing.  The Warriors are tanking.  This is a glorious season. But if you hate the outdoors (or watching a tanking team) here’s some games to peruse this week.  I think you’ll … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: March 26 – April 1, 2012.

For those who doubt my entertaining game picking abilities, I’ve got two words for you: step off, asshole. Okay, that’s three words.  But I will have you know that of the 64 total games I have chosen for your perusal, … Continue reading

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