Tag Archives: Golden State Warriors

I Should’ve Moved to Miami

One of the constant, day-to-day goals in my life is to avoid pain, which makes my ongoing Golden State Warriors fandom quite a curious decision. The Warriors have certainly caused me more pain than joy, yet year-after-year, game-after-game, I keep … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Golden State Warriors (#17)

My self-summary i’m a Philadelphia girl with a BAY AREA attitude! i have a college degree in BREAKING HEARTS and work as an exotic dancer at the best club in San Francisco. i’m looking for fans that know how to … Continue reading

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Basketball? Basketball. BASKETBALL!!!!

Jesus that was a long offseason. I can’t tell you how happy I was to see people live-Tweeting the Celtics playing a goddamn game in Turkey. Sure, it’s a goddamn game in Turkey, but at least it is basketball! Slowly … Continue reading

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Andris Biedrins’ Long July.

It’s hard to believe that the sole survivor of Joe Lacob’s cleansing of Cohan’s Warriors is Andris Biedrins.  But there he is, and here we are, both carrying on at the end of a very long July. There was a … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: Special Summer League Edition!

It’s summer league! I love Summer League.  Cheap reversible jerseys, high schoolish gyms, and unbelievable announcing gaffes.  And these players. And I’m not talking about the lottery picks.  I’m talking about the other dudes.  The faceless army of Summer League. … Continue reading

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An Elegy for my Favorite Player

The year is 2012 and I’m 26 years old. I’m nearing the end of another Saturday shift, trying to sneak peaks at my phone to keep track of playoff action. The only game on is the Heat versus the Knicks. … Continue reading

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S.O.T.T. - Golden State Warriors

Oh, the Warriors. The answer to any question about this team, like the relationship status of that Facebook friend that thinks they are clever, is “it’s complicated”. After a year derailed by high expectations and injury, the Dubs finally decided … Continue reading

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