OKCupid Season Preview: Golden State Warriors (#17)

LocationOakland, CA
2011-12 Record23-43
2011-12 Adjusted Record29-53
2012-13 Predicted Record42-40
Season GoalSan Francisco

My self-summary
i’m a Philadelphia girl with a BAY AREA attitude! i have a college degree in BREAKING HEARTS and work as an exotic dancer at the best club in San Francisco. i’m looking for fans that know how to TREAT. A. TEAM. RIGHT. i’m not talking about fans that sit up in the nosebleeds; i want fans that will splash out for courtside seats on a tuesday night.

from my pic u can see that i’m a catch for any fan. can you handle a team that is way better looking than u? lol. “i’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. and i plan on finding out what that is.” lol no theres not.

UPDATE 10/23/12 I’ve only been on here 3 days and nothing but fans wanting to try to play me. i’m the GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS! my owner is JOE LACOB. i’ve got the best shooting team in the NBA, the third best center, ALL-STAR david lee, steals of the draft FESTUZ EZELI and DRAYMOND GREEN. i’m a real team with real attitude. don’t even talk to me if your not gonna bye a program and foam finger. i promise u that i’m going to the playoffs this year. even BOB FITZGERALD thinks so!!!!

What I’m doing with my life
like i said i’m workin at lusty lady in san Francisco and trying to move there soon. i’m tryin to surround myself with better people and getting rid of the liars and cheaters.

I’m really good at
lol everything. i can shoot the 3, run the pick n roll, drive and kick or any other offense. with Andrew bogut ima be a top 5 defense and make the playoffs.

The first thing people usually notice about me
where to start! maybe with the best uniforms in the NBA? maybe the amazeING offense? it’s a great time out!

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
confessions of a shopaholic, pride and prejudice, girls in white dresses, the girls guide to hunting and fishing, bitches on a budget, what I know: letters to my younger self, the joy luck club, what did I do wrong, 20-something, 20-everything: a quarter-life woman’s guide to balance and direction, single: the art of being satisfied, fulfilled and independent,

The six things I could never do without
my new arena in san francisco, bob fitzgerald, franco finn, mohammed saïd al-sahaf, david stern, mike dunleavey jr

I spend a lot of time thinking about
how can i convince more lakers fans to come to games? those guys have real money unlike broke dudes from oakland

I’m looking for
lakers fans. venture capitalists. south bay residents. season ticket holders. loyalty. fans that no how to treat a team right.

You should message me if
your willing to pay for the best! lol

About Kevin Draper

Kevin “Franklin Mieuli” Draper was born and raised in Oakland, California, and loves it more than you can possibly imagine. Follow him on Twitter @TheDissNBA
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