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OKCupid Season Preview: Charlotte Bobcats (#30)

My self-summary Hey guys. I’m Bobcat Alley, and you are basically aware of the script at this point. If you’re not, let me sum it up: I’m the latest expansion team that’s stuck in perpetual ineptitude hell. I’ve never really … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Sunday, October 14, 2012.

Warriors’ Biedrins fights to get confidence, mental toughness back Chris Ballard Sports Illustrated Three years ago Andris Biedrins was on the verge of becoming a top-5 center, and then something happened. What happened? Nobody has any damn clue. Many well-respected … Continue reading

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Seattle Sonics Optimism Guide, Volume 3.

They say that Rome wasn’t built in a day.  But this is a big step. This past Wednesday, the Seattle City Council approved a deal that is nothing short of a Christmas dream list for displaced Sonics fans.  Chris Hansen, … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: Special Summer League Edition!

It’s summer league! I love Summer League.  Cheap reversible jerseys, high schoolish gyms, and unbelievable announcing gaffes.  And these players. And I’m not talking about the lottery picks.  I’m talking about the other dudes.  The faceless army of Summer League. … Continue reading

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Seattle Sonics Optimism Guide, Volume Two.

Today, fans of the franchise formerly known as the Seattle SuperSonics were given something they hadn’t received in a long time: a piece of good news.   At a news conference in downtown Seattle, Mayor Mike McGinn, County Executive Dow … Continue reading

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Jazz, Hornets, Bobcats Consummate Brash Post-Deadline Three-Way Trade

NEW ORLEANS: In a shocking post-deadline deal which could have serious playoff implications, rumors surfaced today that that the NBA franchises from Salt Lake City, New Orleans, and Charlotte had made a preliminary agreement  to a three-way trade of their … Continue reading

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Fortunate Moments for Unfortunate Franchises: The Charlotte Bobcats and the Traveling Con Man.

The Traveling Con Man never announces his arrival, but you feel his impact immediately. He sweeps over everything, a totalizing and usurping force. Once he arrives in your hamlet, things are never the same. Lives are ruined, futures are compromised. … Continue reading

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