Tag Archives: Toronto Raptors

Monday Media: Why Are the Toronto Raptors Punting the Nuclear Football?

Yesterday’s Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader highlighted a fantastic piece by Zach Lowe that explained how the Toronto Raptors front office is using missile-tracking camera technology to improve on defense. In previous articles Lowe and Tom Haberstroh detailed some of the … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Toronto Raptors (#21)

My self-summary The Toronto Raptors offer the best value for players, coaches and fans visiting the Toronto area, so come check us out! As the original NBA team in Toronto, we have always prided ourselves on our inclusiveness and worldly … Continue reading

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Monday Media: The Vince Carter Body Slam, or How Jalen Rose Got HIs Groove Back.

At some point in the last two seasons, Jalen Rose became what Diss-cussant Kurt Scott called a “certifiable boss”.  And he’s definitely right.  In a line-up that features fairly bland personalities, and cookie-cutter analysis, Rose has risen to the top … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Purchase or Pass…on…Edition.

Eat a fattie, ESPN!  Those couch-lickers already copyrighted “buy or sell” for that show that used to be good.  So we had to come up with something that wouldn’t get us sued.  I hear Howard Cossack is ruthless when he’s in … Continue reading

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Games of the Meek: April 16-22, 2012.

Believe it or not: I don’t like every single basketball team.  It’s true.  I definitely equate watching some NBA teams to watching reruns of 7th Heaven, Jersey Shore or even public access television.  These teams are either too scripted, too dramatic, too … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: March 19-25, 2012.

I know we’re all focused on the Ronny Turiaf sweepstakes.  We all want to know where the Frenetic(ally cheering from the bench) Frenchman will be.  But there are other pressing matters in the Association to attend to.  Such as these … Continue reading

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Games of the Week: February 13-19, 2012.

Welcome, Jeremy Lin bandwagon fans, to the National Basketball Association (NBA), the league where Jeremy Lin plays his games.  Believe it or not, there are 449 other players not named Jeremy Lin in the NBA, all of whom play on … Continue reading

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