Tag Archives: Brooklyn Nets

Games of the Week: October 30-November 4, 2012.

It’s BACON!  I mean, it’s the NBA regular season!  That means one thing!  Well, no, it means many things, but this is one thing that it means! Games of the Week!  Yeah!  Sorry guys, I’m a little nervous!  This season … Continue reading

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OKCupid Season Preview: Brooklyn Nets (#13)

My self-summary Hello Brooklyn, how you doin’? Where you goin’? Can I come to? And if I can, I’m a be your man You could be my lady and have my baby Ugh, I’ve been trying to move to Brooklyn … Continue reading

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, August 18, 2012.

Between the Dwight Howard trade and the Melky Cabrera suspension, it’s been a long week in the Diss’ North Bay office.  Hence, we discuss Vanessa Bryant, Jay-Z, blogging, untimely tragedies, and the NBA age requirement.  And — sigh — Dwight Howard, … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outrageous Guesses: Offseason Wrap-Up Edition

This seemed to be a much more active offseason than years past, with trade, trade speculation, crazy signings and sign-and-trades, teams radically remaking themselves etc. Is that an accurate assessment, or am I just caught up in the now? Jacob … Continue reading

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Bob Marley Reincarnate’s Guide to the NBA Offseason pt. 2

Yesterday, inspired by The Artist Formerly Known as Snoop Dogg’s spiritual baptism and rebirth as The Artist Currently Known as Snoop Lion, I wrote about rebirths in the NBA. Today we tackle the same topic, but this time the outcome … Continue reading

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Purchase or Pass…on…Edition.

Eat a fattie, ESPN!  Those couch-lickers already copyrighted “buy or sell” for that show that used to be good.  So we had to come up with something that wouldn’t get us sued.  I hear Howard Cossack is ruthless when he’s in … Continue reading

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The Week That Was: April 30-May 6, 2012.

With the playoffs underway, it’s easy to forget that there are fourteen other teams conducting business as usual, albeit not practicing regularly anymore.  While these teams’ players galavant around the globe, getting fat, and forgetting about whatever went wrong during … Continue reading

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