Tag Archives: Portland Trail Blazers

Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Best Case Scenario Edition

Posted on January 30, 2013 by thediss

What is the best case scenario for Paul Pierce, post Rajon Rondo injury? The realistic scenario? Kevin Draper: Best case scenario is that he gets traded to a team looking for the “final piece”, and despite his sadness he delivers. … Continue reading →

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OKCupid Season Preview: Portland Trail Blazers (#22)

Posted on October 20, 2012 by Kevin Draper

My self-summary They always say that basketball is a game of superstars, and that has never really been Portland’s thing. Sure, we have great beer, coffee, bookstores, mountains, soccer, microbreweries, bike paths, green spaces, breakfast joints, public transportation, climate, standard … Continue reading →

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Saturday, July 7, 2012.

Posted on July 7, 2012 by thediss

Pooping and hooping — what could be better? Knicks Know Lin’s Price, but his Value?  Not Exactly. Howard Beck New York Times Howard Beck delivers perhaps the finest summation of Linsanity in terms of both social/cultural impact  (as well as … Continue reading →

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Wild Speculation and Outlandish Guesses: Purchase or Pass…on…Edition.

Posted on July 4, 2012 by thediss

Eat a fattie, ESPN!  Those couch-lickers already copyrighted “buy or sell” for that show that used to be good.  So we had to come up with something that wouldn’t get us sued.  I hear Howard Cossack is ruthless when he’s in … Continue reading →

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The Week That Was: June 4-10, 2012.

Posted on June 10, 2012 by Jacob Greenberg

The NBA finals is upon us, and certainly a moment too soon.  The offseason’s a week and a half away!  Now I’m missing those 16 games we lost to petty labor strife.  It’s too early to start looking forward to … Continue reading →

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Your Annotated Smartphone Bathroom Reader for Friday, June 8, 2012.

Posted on June 8, 2012 by thediss

We hope this finds you well, wherever you may be pooping. The Unofficial Official Hardwood Paroxysm 2012 Mock Draft: Part IConor HuchtonHardwood Paroxysm While many sites offer mock drafts (including this one; stay tuned), the guys at HP do this … Continue reading →

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Seattle Sonics Optimism Guide, Volume Two.

Posted on May 17, 2012 by Jacob Greenberg

Today, fans of the franchise formerly known as the Seattle SuperSonics were given something they hadn’t received in a long time: a piece of good news.   At a news conference in downtown Seattle, Mayor Mike McGinn, County Executive Dow … Continue reading →

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